Trailer Watch: NEW Avatar!

If you haven’t already seen this:

1. What is the matter with you?

2. Watch it by chicking here!

Yes, I know I’m way behind the curve on this one. Try to be patient. I have a big-kid job that keeps me pretty busy. So until, I someone PAYS me to do this kind of thing… I’m going to be behind from time to time.

For those of you who follow my blog, you know that I have been an active Avatar hater since I saw the 25 minutes of exclusive footage at Comic Con. I can now proudly say, that I have been converted to the “dark side.”

This new trailer has something to offer – PLOT! Honestly, this trailer makes it look like there is something actually going on other than millions of dollars spent on special effects. I’m surprised and not all at the same time.

For the most part “awesome” special effects make me yawn unless you have an amazing story as support. I will always firmly believe that the special effects aspect of a film should be supplementry material and not yourmain crutch. With that being said, it would appear that this movie has much more potential than I previously thought.

Please, I have no desire to hear the phrase, “I told you so,” regardless if you think I need to hear it or not. I was proven wrong (for the time being) and find myself pleasantly surprised in the process.

In theaters worldwide December 18th

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Remaking Arthur… WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS HAPPENING!?

I think that I have a headache just THINKING about this…

The CLASSIC film Arthur starring Dudley Moore is being remade by Warner Brothers. The script is currently in the process of being written and is set for a 2011 release date. 

Several things upset me about this:

1. Why in the name of all that is holy would you remake this classic film? You think you can do it better?! 

2. Russell Brand is set to play the icon character. WHY? 

Oh look… they kind of look the same. Too bad they have completely different energies about them. Not to mention, just because you are British and mildly entertaining  doesn’t mean you hold a candle to the greatness that was the late Dudley Moore. Sure you can remake this film, but I find this to be a personal insult. There is no a chance that this film will live up to the glory of the original. If anything you will find yourself Netflixing the original and having a much more satisfying movie experience. 

And another thing, do you really think that there is an actor in existence that can take on the role of Hobson? It isn’t physically possible. John Gielgud created one of the most memorable film characters in history. 

I have no problem in saying this: Warner Brothers, kiss my ass!

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Trailer Watch: Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

YES! Watch the trailer here. 

Previously I gave you guys a look at the awesome poster… now I have even more for you kittens. THE TRAILER. The link is above, in case you missed it.

Everyone’s favorite shoot ‘em up cult classic is back. All of the original actors, with the addition of the lovely Julie Benz and Peter Fonda, are on board along with a bigger budget. That can only mean bigger and better fight sequences, explosions, and more bullets flying. Not that a smaller budget stopped them from blowing everything to smithereens the first time around. 

The trailer doesn’t tell a whole lot, which I appreciate a lot. Part of the movie going experience is taking the journey. You can’t take that journey if they lay everything out for you. 

I am very much looking forward to this one! Sadly, if you want to invite the MacManus brothers back into your life you will have to hunt down a theater that is showing it. Regardless of the amount of screens it will be playing on, I don’t think anything will be able to stop me.

In Limited Theaters on October 30th

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Where the Wild Things Are **Theaterical Review**

Where the Wild Things Are

PG

1 hour, 41 minutes

Starring: Max Records & Cathering Keener

With the voice talents of: James Gandolfini, Paul Dano, Catherine O’Hara, Forest Whitaker, Chris Cooper, and Lauren Ambrose. 

Meet Max. Max is a idealistic and imaginative kid. However, he finds himself incredibly frustrated with his family and dealing with the outside world. He can’t get what he wants and what he feels he needs from the people around him. When a fight breaks out between him and his mother, he runs away to a distant island. It is here that he encounters the Wild Things and probably much more than he expected. 

What a great movie. Wonderful, whimiscle, heart warming, funny, sad, and just plain awesome. 

Never in my life have I seen a film so perfectly characterize what we all go through growing up. We have to deal with disappointment, expectations that aren’t met, errors in communication, learning to properly express ourselves, and how to just basically deal.

The Wild Things seem to represent each aspect of Max’s personality, just expressed in more similier terms. Through his time with the Wild Things he gains understanding of his own frustrations and problems as he watches the them deal with the same. He is also more understanding of his mother as well as the other relationships that surround him.

This is easily a delight for both children and adults alike. The dialogue is beautifully written witha the perfect mixture of comedy and drama. The characters are beyond lovable and extremely memerable. The writing hits the nail on the head perfectly. I found myself shaking my head in disbelief several times. I literally couldn’t believe how dead on the movie was. The soundtrack was nearly flawless. You don’t really understand how imortant a well choosen soundtrack is until you watch a film that completely misses the mark (Watchmen is my prime example). 

I highly recommend this film. Hell, go see it twice even. I know I would. I think that this is destined to become a classic in its own right. One of the movies you can’t wait to watch on a rainy day while you are sipping your hot cocoa. It will always leave you with a warm and fuzzy feeling.

4.5 out of 5

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Law Abidding Citizen **Theaterical Review**

Law Abidding Citizen

R

1 hour, 48 minutes

Starring: Jamie Foxx & Gerald Butler. 

This “gritty” action thriller tells the story of a family man, Clyde (Butler), who found himself in an unfortunate situation when his family was brutally murdered infront of him. He finds that his lawyer, Nick (Jamie Foxx), is more willing to broker a deal with one of the criminals rather than send both to jail. One of the men is set free. 10 years later, Clyde shows up and decides to exact his revenge on those who wronged him and his family justice.

Although the concept for Law Abidding Citizen seems nearly fool proof, the film was a rather clumspy attempt. You have Jamie Foxx for crying out loud. This felt like an example of good actors that get caught up in a bad movie. Alright, I’ll take that back. It wasn’t a BAD movie, it was just predictable and overwhelmingly mediocre. The man lost his family and is now operating under the fact that he has nothing left to lose. Not to mention he’s remarkably good at killing people without having to be in the same room. The motive matches, but there is no hard evidence. That in itself is exciting stuff. Yet I felt little to no interest. 

Some of the kills are surprising, but not enough to keep you moving through the film. There was very little emotional attachment to the characters. The twists of the story twisted, but didn’t seem THAT shocking. Each new turn left me shurgging my shoulders and thinking, “Okay.” For a film like this, had the pacing been more intense maybe they would have something on their hands. There are far too many places where it just drags along and you’re waiting for something of interest to happen. 

I wouldn’t recommend this film. However, if you still feel compelled to see it wait for the DVD release. You’ll feel much better about the time you spent. 

1 out of 5

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Paranormal Activity **Theatrical Review**

Paranormal Activity

R

1 hour, 26 minutes

Starring: Katie Featherston & Micah Sloat

I finally got to see it! As many of you know I have been following this film quite closely and when I heard that it was playing at one of my local theaters in an extended limited release, I jumped at the chance. 

Paranormal Activity tells the story of a young couple, Katie & Micah, who are convinced they are being haunted by ghosts. In an effort to prove or disprove this theory, Micah buys a camera to record around the house to see what they discover. Naturally they get a little more than the bargained for as the small incidents seem to escalate.

I can honestly say that Paranormal Activity is the scariest movie I have ever seen. This film does exactly what a good horror movie will do, mess with your head. Too many films these days show tons of blood and gore without leaving anything to the imagination. What most fail to realize is your imagination will come up something far worse than the reality could ever be. This film shows you just enough. Not to mention the pure documentary style of the film makes everything feel a little to real. The build of tension and horror is absolutely magnificent. About half way through the film, when the scenes would cut to night, I found myself curling into a tight ball, waiting for the unthinkable to happen.

It’s been awhile since I openly screamed in a theater due to absolute terror. That’s pretty amazing that the whole film only cost $11,00 to make. With the use of mainly practical special effects, this movie feels very REAL. The Blair Witch Project may have started this style of filmmaking, but Paranormal Activity perfected it!

In short, not only should you go see this movie, but see it in the theater! Nothing will beat the experience.

Not to mention, Paranormal Activity will be getting a wide release on October 16th so please take full advantage of it!

5 out of 5

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Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Talk about a blast from your nerdy, action loving, cult classic past!

I had no idea what Boondock Saints was until a dear friend of mine from high school brought this to my attention. In general it’s a rather unexpected kind of film. Also, it was the first time I was introduced to Billy Connolly and I’ve been in love ever since. Since this cult classic came around almost 10 years ago… I am pleasantly surprised to see that it has resurfaced in the sequel Boondock Saints II: All Saints Days.

This poster is just plain magical and gives me lots of hope. Sadly, I’m afraid that this my be doomed to cult status. Not that it’s a bad thing, but it would be nice to see something like this get more wide recognition. 

In limited theaters October 30th.

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Help get Paranormal Activity a Wide Release!

My newest obsession is Paranormal Activity. Have I seen the movie? No. 

However, like many people across the country, I have fallen victim to the ever present viral marketing. Just as I predicted, Paranormal Activity is following in the footsteps of The Blair Witch Project. As many might recall, The Blair Witch Project caused a phenomena across the country. This wasn’t done by ad campaigns. This was all viral marketing and word of mouth. 

Paranormal Activity had this little baby release of 13 locations, midnight showings, one night only. The word was spread about people losing sleep and how this may be the scariest movie to hit cinemas in a long time. The people demanded more and their prayers were answered. However, it was still not enough. 

The website eventful.com is holding a contest on behalf of Paramount: If demand for the film hits 1,000,000 people it will get a wide release! Currently the number is set to a sad 377,487 and counting. 

Click on the link below to demand Paranormal Activity. Let’s make this one happen people!

DEMAND PARANORMAL ACTIVITY!

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FINALLY! Arrested Development: The Movie

We aren’t just talking rumors anymore kittens. This is the REAL deal!

After months and months of endless speculation and hearing, “It’s happening,” and  ”It’s not happening,” Finally we have official confirmation that everyone (and I mean EVERYONE) is on board for the feature film version of the beloved short-lived Fox series, Arrested Development.

According to the Hollywood Reporter they could go into production as early as Spring of 2010. 

Well hot damn! I can’t wait to revisit my favorite dysfunctional family. For those of you who have been living under rock, Arrested Development was the best show that no one was watching. If you have the opportunity, go out and snag yourself a copy of the series on DVD. It’s almost impossible to be disappointed from this show. I can only imagine the movie will go one step further, as they don’t have network regulations standing in their way. 

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Zombieland **Theatrical Review**

Zombieland

R

1 hour, 27 minutes

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin

Zombies have invaded the Earth yet again and it has never been so hilarious! It’s been 8 years since a deadly virus has struck the planet and there are very few survivors left. In order to avoid having attachments, people don’t give out their real name. Instead they are identified by where they are from. Our unlikely hero is Columbus. He’s stayed alive by having a list of survival rules that have proved quite effective. He is joined by Tallahassee, Wichita, and Little Rock in their quest for survival from the Zombie invasion and in hopes of finding a place that is Zombie-free.

This may be one of the most fun movies of the year. The comedy is top notch, with memorable characters, great action, beautifully/creatively photographed, amazing zombie violence, and considering that this is a story of survival (or so you think) it is extremely light hearted. It’s difficult to watch this movie and not fall completely in love with all of the characters and want to see each one succeed in their dreams. 

This movie is just fun. Plain and simple fun. I highly recommend it. This movie will do everything that a good movie should. I promise the you will leave the theater satisfied and amused with a smile on your face.

5 out 5  

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